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HEY GUIZE IT'S TEH AWESUM MEH


Streeeeeetch Wow, would you look at the time

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WHY WON'T IT DIE!?
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Hey Toothless

WHAT?

Wanna know how to make a baby?

How?

*whispers*

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My top 3 Pairings~
OTP -
BelaUK 


2nd Favourite Pairing -
AmeriKraine 


3rd Favourite Pairing -
JapUK 


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TO PLATFORM 9 3/4!
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Hello? What is it Italy?


Don't get mad at me, but I think I have changed Japan!!


What?! Like how-"
Japan comes in


PASTAAAA~!!!

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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .
People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 94% of you won't.
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I WUV CHU BILLIEH
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Happy Reshi

Sad Reshi

Psycho Reshi

Joyful Reshi

Sleepy Reshi

Content Reshi

Angry Reshi

MAGIKARP!
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Shut up and become one with Russia already ¬3¬~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well obviously we have a basilisk in Hogwarts. He's climbing yo' pipes, snatchin yo' muggle-borns up, tryna' pertrify 'em, so y'all better hide yo' muggle-borns, hide yo' purebloods, and hide yo' professors, cuz they petrifyin' everybody out here.

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Yo Britain! I totally caught Italy!


Nicely done!


Lets hit him violently and get what we can out of him


No need, I'll tell you everything I know

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Hey Hitler. I think you lost something!


What?


World War 2.


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Ok, so I was like-


Become one with Russia, da?


And he was like-




So then I was like-

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Which seat?


How about this one

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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I'll break the door down. You go in and tie up my brother Ivan...
You: HOLY FUCK! IT'S NATALIA! D-Don't help her! She'll rape me! OJO
Stranger: HETALIA. I KNOW THIS ONCE MORE
Stranger: Natalia, I will not tie up Ivan.
Stranger: Apologizes.
Stranger: He does not wish to marry you, dear.
You: *hiding*
Stranger: Besides, he isn't in there. Try the cafe on the
corner. I heard he was hiding there.
Stranger: .... *knock knock* It's okay, Ivan, she's left.
You: You mean that?
Stranger: I'm honest.
You: Ok then...
You: Thanks for your help.
Stranger: Anytime.
You: ^J^
Stranger: Just... try a more original place to hide, next time. Your house isn't very difficult to find.
You: Oh.. ok, I'll remember that. As a reward for your help, would you like to become one with Russia?
Stranger: No, thank you. I should be off.
You: Kolkolkol
Stranger: Ah... Au revoir~!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger 1: once upon a
Stranger 2: love is great
Stranger 1: there was a
Stranger 2: beep in the
Stranger 1: car and it
Stranger 2: was so fucking
Stranger 1: unbearable that i
Stranger 2: opened the window
Stranger 1: and tried to
Stranger 2: stop it but
Stranger 1: it would not
Stranger 2: stop because I
Stranger 1: am fucking stupid
Stranger 2: that made me
Stranger 1: really mad. Then
Stranger 2: I began to
Stranger 1: run to the
Stranger 2: kitchen for grabbing
Stranger 1: a knife to
Stranger 2: stop the noise
Stranger 1: instead of stopping
Stranger 2: the noise turned
Stranger 1: more louder as
Stranger 2: it was so
Stranger 1: fucking intense that
Stranger 2: my ears began
Stranger 1: to bleed large
Stranger 2: i screamed in
Stranger 1: a high pitched
Stranger 2: voice that every
Stranger 1: dog turned to
Stranger 2: my house and
Stranger 1: started to run
Stranger 2: my eyes widened
Stranger 1: as I began
Stranger 2: to hide behind
Stranger 1: the sink that
Stranger 2: my hands lost
Stranger 1: control over the
Stranger 2: hold and I
Stranger 1: opened the door
Stranger 2: and invited the
Stranger 1: dinosaurs in to
Stranger 2: start a party
Stranger 1: that became into
Stranger 2: a really huge
Stranger 1: riot to overthrow
Stranger 2: the whole universe
Stranger 1: which I then
Stranger 2: stopped because I
Stranger 1: Am a lazy
Stranger 2: ass. HELL YEAH
Stranger 1: The end?
Stranger 2: if you want?
Stranger 1: OKAY
Stranger 1: GOOD NIGHT
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Stranger 2: One day Ivan
Stranger 1: went to jail
Stranger 2: And he was
Stranger 1: gay for jim
Stranger 2: But Jim was
Stranger 1: gay for tim
Stranger 2: And Tim hated
Stranger 1: Ivan
Stranger 2: So Ivan decided
Stranger 1: to kill tim
Stranger 2: But Tim had
Stranger 1: a fucking gun
Stranger 2: And he wanted
Stranger 1: to fuck everyone
Stranger 2: So Ivan hid
Stranger 1: tim found him
Stranger 2: Ivan ran into
Stranger 1: a wall..
Stranger 2: And Tim
Stranger 1: Tim fucked him.
Stranger 2: And Ivan was
Stranger 1: surprised, he enjoyed anyway
Stranger 2: And when Natalia found out
Stranger 1: she fucked everyone...
Stranger 2: And thats how Equestria was made
Stranger 1: everyone lived happily ever after<3 THE "fucking" END
Stranger 2: best story ever
Stranger 1: we should get together and write a book<3
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I'll break the door down. You go in and tie up my brother Ivan...
You: HOLY FUCK! IT'S NATALIA! D-Don't help her! She'll rape me! OJO
Stranger: Pics or it didn't happen
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Continue this story: Arthur was making tea when Flying Mint Bunny told him...
Stranger 1: stop taking LSD before you go to bed